you know what you signed up for

In which it's all about the Benjamins, and we have our highest expletive-to-jobs ratio ever. Plus: we get our first audience-rated job.

In which we quickly go off the rails, tumble ass over head down a ravine, and land squarely in a sewage pit.

AND THEN. LIKE A MIRACLE, IT BECAME THE BLESSED EDIT.

I think a lot about power, in the way that people who’ve been powerless often do.

In which the main story is about cheeseburgers -- but also it's really not. Plus, a Bad Job Bingo section so long you'd think it was an advertisement for the Brief.