Not Your Techbro's AI LinkedIn Post

A little while ago I experienced something that seemed to so closely mirror what it’s like on this hellsite [LinkedIn, affectionate, sometimes] that I had to share.
An AI-generated image of Steph in which one hand has melted into the other.
Nothing to see here. Just a totally normal portrait of someone who might be me.
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